Santa Aadhi Raat ko Apni Moti Biwi ko jaga ke bola "Tadap-2 ke marna thik hai ya ek dum?" 
Wife-ek dum
Santa-To apni Dusri Taang bhi mujh par rakh de

Santa: "Tera kutta ek dam sher jaisa dikhta hai, Kya khilate ho?"

Banta: "Yeh Kamina Sher hi hai, sala pyar vyar ke chakkar me pad gaya, shakal kutte jaisi ho gayi hai"

Boy:I have two tickets of inglis movie wanna come?
Girl:which movie?
Boy:"Condom of Shailesh"
Girl:Idiot it's "QUANTUM OF SOLACE"

Santa Singh goes to Banta's home 'n' knocks the door
Banta- "kon?"
Santa-"Main!"
Banta-"Main kon?"
Santa-"Leh dass! Ullu da pattha, tu Banta hor kon?"

Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:
- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?
- Hundred dollars, as usual.